David: “This is it! The very
first academic essay ever written about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yes,
that’s right, I founded Buffy Studies. (Never read any of it though or
was invited to any of their silly conferences. But you know something?
David: “This is one of those
crazy rants I’d go off about at parties for years and would never ever
have been allowed to publish; in fact I even tried once or twice and it
was instantly rejected. Then of course I became famous…”